Mugabe has kicked the bucket at age 95! Read through some of his hilarious quotes of all time
Former President of Zimbabwe Robert Mugabe died at age 95
Africa's oldest leader Mugabe, was born in February 12, 1924 into the family of Bona and
Gabriel Matibi Mugabe at Kutama Zimbabwe.
Mugabe, the world's oldest head of state before his resignation in
2017, was the only leader Zimbabweans had known since independence in 1980.
His death was announced by his successor, Emmerson
Mnangagwa, who mourned him as an "icon of liberation."
Mnangagwa wrote:
"It is with the utmost sadness that I announce the passing on
of Zimbabwe's founding father and former President, Cde Robert
Mugabe,"
During his 37 year rule, Mugabe attracted a great deal of
controversy, mostly because of his colourful use of language.
Below are some of his quotes:
On
staying in office –
“Some
are saying ‘Mr Mugabe is old, so he should step down’… No! When my time comes,
I will tell you.” 2014
On
his affair –
Before his first wife died in 1992, Mugabe started a relationship with Grace,
whom he married in 1996.
“I wanted children and this is how I
thought I could get them. I knew what I was doing and my wife knew.” 1998
On death
–
False reports of Mugabe dying were a feature of his old age.
“I have died many times. That’s where
I have beaten Christ. Christ died once and resurrected once. I have died and
resurrected and I don’t know how many times I will die and resurrect.” 2012
On relationships and lifestyle-
''If
you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men do not
walk around with X-ray machines to see inner beauty.''
''Dear
sisters, don't be deceived by a man who texts you "I miss you" only
when it is raining, because you are not an umbrella.''
''If you have attended over 100 weddings in your life and you are
still single, you are not different from a canopy''
''Dear ladies, if your boyfriend didn't wish you a happy mother's
day or sing sweet mother for you, you should stop breast feeding him''
''If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to
school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform''
''Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that
wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow''
''My dear ladies, please don't buy a selfie stick when your armpit
itself needs a shaving stick''
''Sometimes you look back at ladies you spend your money on rather
than send it to your mother and realise witchcraft is real''
''The only warning Africans take seriously is LOW BATTERY''
On gay marriage-
''If you take men and lock them in a house for five years and tell
them to come up with children and they fail to do that, then we will chop off
their head''
''If Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same sex couples
in my country (Zimbabwe) he must come here so that i marry him first''
‘’Even Satan wasn’t gay, he approached
naked Eve instead of naked Adam. Say no to same sex marriage''
''A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end''
Rest on Robert Mugabe, your hilarious quotes will live on.
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